Handle Me Tasslehoff

By Edward J. Pollard

> > My freind has a Tickle-Me Elmo for sale! she wants to sell it by
> >tomorrow before she leaves for Minnisota. Send offers and contact
> >information. She needs to know today!
> >
> > Thanks a lot!!!
> >
> >--

The Gnomes of Mt. Nevermind bring you this special Yuletide treat!

For a limited time YOU TOO can own the legend...

HANDLE ME TASSLEHOFF

Yes you too can own a sickly cute likeness of Krynns greatest hero! But hes not only cute, when you hug him tight, who knows what will happen!

Will you lose your wallet?
Will you lose you rings?
Will you lose your underwear?

You never know what you'll lose or where it goes!
Thats the trick with HANDLE ME TASSLEHOFF!
But these treasure have sold out of the Mt. Nevermind Gift Boutique, so you dont pay the retail price of $26! NO!

As a stupid idiot who reallt wants one of these inanne dols you can pay up to $300!

Thats right! TEN TIMES THE RETAIL AMOUNT FOR A DUMB DOLL THAT BY FEBUARY WILL BE ON THE CLEARANCE TABLE AT WAL-MART!

Remeber Batteries not included. The creators of Handle Me Tasslehoff are not liable for any losses incured by the doll. Hold him at your own risk!

:-)
-- 
Edward J. Pollard 
Master of Arcane Lore.
High Prelate of the Temple of the Macintosh

"Handle Me Tasslehoff" © Edward J. Pollard