Old Dragonlance jokes and spoofs come here to rest. These were born in eons past; they grew, thrived, lived and died. We shall treasure their corpses as we pay homage to the various writers who conceived them. And no, we don't know what those alt.fan.dragonlance nuts were smoking at the time.

Now For A Commercial Break... What happens when you ask where to download the entire DL novel collection By Daryn A fan's response to the stupidest question of the year™. A Theory on Raistlin and Crysania By Dorchamb and Kate A theory on the marriage between Raistlin and Crysania. Handle Me Tasslehoff By Edward J. Pollard Here's another "ad" from alt.fan.dragonlance, this one from around Christmas one year. "Heehee! Heehee! That tickles!" Secrets to Instant Sex Appeal By Kevin James Kage Do you want women to fawn over you and fall at your feet? Do you want to be completely irresistable? (This was a "sex advertisement" on alt.fan.dragonlance.) Tasslehoff Burrfoot By Kevin James Kage What if they made a film about Tasslehoff Burrfoot? What if Tas were played by Oscar-winning Tom Hanks, and Robert Zemeckis directed? Another ad from alt.fan.dragonlance. The Game of the Century! By Kevin James Kage Well, maybe last century.

Jokes, Songs & Short Items Ansalonian Pie By Kevin James Kage and Beth Long Written for the tune of "American Pie," this song was for alt.fan.dragonlance during the dark days after Dragons of Summer Flame... Krynnish Lightbulb Jokes By various authors Exactly what it says. Mop Tops and Topknots By Kevin James Kage Dragonlance with a twist of The Beatles. Raistlin's Winter Top Ten By Kevin James Kage, Kyr and Beth Long A top ten countdown and collection of Dragonlance Yuletide carols. Perfect Christmas fun. Who Knew? By By Kevin James Kage Who knew the untold stories behind the War of the Lance? Forget the Annotated Chronicles, you need this book instead.

Stories, Articles & Etc. Create Fluffy Wolfikins By Steve Miller A second edition spell for creating cuteness. The Origin of Malys By Larris A theory on where the Dragon Overlords came from. A Dragonlance Recipe By Kevin James Kage How to create a Dragonlance story, Jean Rabe style. AFDL Dinos to Work for TSR By Morten Brattbakk Now that you've met the authors, meet the ones who will take over their job! Daughters of Majere By Slaede Wilson The gender mix-up further explained... Dinolance By Rohan Tolstrup Maybe only dinos would get this one. First posted in 1998, and reposted in 2000 with some explanation. finger astinus@library.pa By Larris Tasslehoff, UNIX and a computer unravel the truth of Astinus. Interview with a Dragon By Ken A. Keller, Jr. A reporter goes on a dangerous assignment to talk to a senile old gold... New Book by Weis and Hickman By Sir Matt Potter The quintessential Englishman sneaks a peek at the upcoming book by the Dragonlance duo. Raistlin Unveiled By Stig Erik Sandoe The document by Fizban that started the legendary wars on Raistlin's sex. Raistlin is a woman! Tanis is Gay - The Facts By Sir Matt Potter Other sexual orientations are hinted at in Dragonlance too. And now you'll know how this theory began. The a.f.dl FAQ v0.24 (HopeyoulikedtheFAQ Version) By Stig Erik Sandoe The FAQ from back in 1997, which was a lot more interesting back then than it is now. A must-read if you want a bitter dino career. (Warning: Unformatted document. Also, the old links in the FAQ do not work.) The Fate of the Kingpriest By Kate Johnson What someone thinks happened to a man after having a firey mountain tossed onto his head. The Puffonlance Chronicles By Stig Erik Sandoe A truly bewildering piece of work that has a kind of Monty Python-esque humor, I suppose... War of Souls Plot Revealed By Rafael Canoa The story Weis and Hickman don't want you to know.

Past dlu-announce Newsletters The Guardian was given the task of sending out a weekly newsletter (or one whenever we updated). Here's where his creative works come to rest, for those of you not on the dlu-announce mailing list. If you want to sign up, go to our welcome page and sign up there to receive notification in your email about when our page has been changed and other nifty things The Guardian feels like sending out! (Newsletters are listed by the day they were sent out). 06-11-26 By Lady Raist. Time for a new ending 06-02-07 By Lady Raist. Time for a new start 05-12-23 By Lady Raist. It's the holidays! 05-10-30 By Lady Raist. A weenie of an update. 05-06-26 By Lady Raist. The update of ginormosity! 05-04-01 By Lady Raist. In memory of the Tower Guardian 05-03-27 By Lady Raist. Sad announcement 05-02-14 By Lady Raist. We love you guys! 05-01-17 By Lady Raist. A late Yule, but chock full of goodies! 04-10-27 By Lady Raist. It's a spooky newsletter for a spooky update! 04-08-14 By Niltsiar. Only months that begin with 'A'. 04-04-12 By Niltsiar. The Grandiose Plan of them All! 04-03-16 By Lady Raist. We lost the lich! 03-10-20 By The Guardian. The Guardian whines about time off. 03-08-06 By The Guardian. The update wasn't late, but the newsletter was! The Guardian took a vacation! 03-07-12 By The Guardian. Someone actually complained about the boringness of The Guardian this month! 03-06-09 By The Guardian. We actually get a newsletter out in time! 03-05-07 By The Guardian. The Guardian calls our writings scribblings! 03-04-01 By The Guardian. Yep. You guessed it. More whine. 03-03-10 By The Guardian. Do we actually pay this whiney guy to write these? 03-02-07 By The Guardian. The Guardian discovers that we're really serious about this updating thing. 02-12-23 By The Guardian. Much to his dismay, The Guardian is given his old job back with the site recurrection. 01-07-30 By Raisted. It's Gen Con week, The Guardian is still on strike, and Raisted is enjoying his spotlight. 01-07-25 By Raisted. No update, late newsletter, and The Guardian is on strike. What else could go wrong? 01-07-16 By The Guardian. Even though the newsletters are late, the updates aren't. 01-07-10 By The Guardian. TG recovers from the week of Disco, and is back to his depressing self. 01-07-03 By The Guardian. TG gets down and dirty with the Disco! 01-06-24 By The Guardian. Yep, a second announcment newsletter. 01-06-18 By The Guardian. Our first announcement newsletter!

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