Krynnish Lightbulb Jokes

By various authors

Q) How Many Kender Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
A) What Lightbulb?

Q) How many gnomes does it take to change a
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A)10. One to actually change the bulb, and the rest to fend off The Committee In Charge Of Deciding Whether A Gnomish, And In The Unlikely Event Other Races Succeed In Constructing One, non-Gnomish, Lightbulb Which Produces Etc. Is To Be Dismounted Clockwise Or Counterclockwise.

Q) How many gully dwarves does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) 2. No more than 2. (holding up 5 fingers).

Q) How many Raistlins does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) None. He just mutters "Shirak" and there's light.

Q) How many Caramons does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) "Raist, how about some light? Cheers."

Q) How many intelligent kender does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) Both of them.

Q) How many DL "Companions" does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) One. Just Tanis. I mean, who else did anything in the Chronicles?

Q) How many Knights Of Solamnia does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) 3. 2 to argue about The Measure and deck each other and the other to change the light-bulb.

Q) How many black-robed magi does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) 7. One to fireball the knights, one to go back in time to see how someone else did it. One to change the light-bulb, one to smash it up, one to change it again, one to challenge the dark queen, and one to sit in the corner being cool.

Q) How many dwarves does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) 4. One to change it, and the others to get drunk celebrating.

Q) How many Flints does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) " A whole light bulb?! *grumble* "Damn" *grumble*. "Blast, where's that kender?? *grumble*

Q) How many elves does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) 2. One to change it, and one to die nobly in the last chapter.

Q) How many DL authors does it take to change a light-bulb?
A) All of them. 2 to change it, and the others to admire it and write the Light-Bulb Nations Prelude trilogy II .

Q) How many gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A) There'sacommitteetryingtofindouttheanswertothatquestionrightnow ...

Q) How many Silvanesti does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None. The humans burned it out; let them fix it.

Q) How many kender does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) 3. One to "borrow" it, one to "borrow" it back, and one to change it.

Q)How many Tanis (Tani? :) ) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)One to change it and the other to wail on about whether he likes the light bulb or the dark bulb the best....

Q) How many Lord Soths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Potted plants can't change lightbulbs!

Q) How many Fizbans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Five. One to look for his hat, One to offer the bulb mystical advice on how to install itself, One to die unexpectedly and return later, One to yell at it for no particular reason, and One to change it.

Q) How many Puffballs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) It depends on how many you can stuff into the bulb.

Q) How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) 5. One to hold the lightbulb and 4 to drink till the room spins.

Q) How many gnomish mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One. He finds 5 dwarves and reduces the problem to an already solved problem.

Q) How many scribes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) 45. One to change the lightbulb and 44 to do the paperwork.

Q) How many Raist's is needed to change a lightbulb?
A) None, that's a man's job.

Q) How many gully dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change it and TWO to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.

Q) How many kender does is take to change a lightbulb?
A) Forty. One to screw in the bulb and 39 to tell the world that it was their Uncle Trapspringer who did it.

Q) How many goblins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) One, it only takes one goblin to use a hammer.

Q) How many elven nobles does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Seven. One to ask the servant and six to discuss how lazy servants have become after the cataclysm.

Q) How many elven princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
A) What?! And ruin my nails???

Q) How many elven princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One, she holds the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around her.

Q) How many Gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, if the flourescent flame within this glass shpere doesn't engulf the poor shmo first.

Q) How many AFDL-members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) All of us. One to change it, and the rest to create a looong thread discussing it, slip away from the subject, get flamed by the lurkers for that, and finally get back to the subject three months later.

Q) How many Takhisis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) "Now where did I put that Gnome?"

Q) How many draconians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) None. Draconians don't have sex.

Q) How many Kitiaras does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None, she'll just seduce some poor shmo into doing it for her.

"Krynnish Lightbulb Jokes" © various authors