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From: "Tower Guardian" <janitor@dragonlanceunderground.com> ** The Tower guardian is recovering from his week in hell called My uncle JerrySpringer is full of wise words, he seems to have a clever saying for everything. His wisdom ranges from romance - "I think if you really like a girl you have to pay a LOT of attention to her. But try telling that to those jerks on the jury" - to security - "Trust in Paladine but lock your car" - to academic - "Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser." Where am I going with this? I wish I knew, so instead I'll tell you a story my Uncle told me. An dwarf, a bard and an gnome were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The dwarf said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The bard said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The gnome said, "I like both." "Both?" Gnome: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done." I know, don't quit my day job... now that is over here is what you will find in this weeks installment of Dragonlance Underground. Editorial by raist666 - Oh god, not again! Feature - DLU Classified Ads. Yep, the Raistlins are looking for love! Dalamar the Dork - Another installment of the popular webcomic (I was paid to say that) Addition to the Crypts: A gnomish joke by Kinthalas A New Nugget of Joy from Tavin The Library: The recipe for Dragonlance by Kevin James Kage. Sorry kiddies, but the poll is down. I guess ol' R4i5t1in ain't so 1337 after all is he? Well, you interested in all this chaos they call home visit the Dragonlance Underground! http://www.dragonlanceunderground.com "dlu-announce 01-07-10" © The Guardian |
