From: "houselich" <houselich@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed Aug 6, 2003 8:26 pm
Subject: Dragonlance Underground Volume I, Issue #15. Restotutions!

Hello our (dis) loyal readers, it is yet again that time of the month again. The Raistlins efforts for the whole month are up for public display. Please, do let us know what you think about this months update on the ever-popular DLU message boards.

Sorry once more for the late newsletter, but R4i5t1in thought it would be a interesting joke to take me along on his vacation. After packing me into a suitcase, he dropped me in the window of a rival. He told me to 'just be yourself, that's enough revenge'. So I spend the weekend talking to some kind young men with acne problems. By Saturday night, they were yelling, "Raistleets Kung Fu is greater than mine!" - whatever that means!

Some vacation that was. Once I return home, I find Lady Raist ranting about the newsletter being late. Niltsiar didn't seem happy ether, but was pruning his flowers as usual. R4i5t1in was screaming something like "I 0wnz j00" at his computer and Raistlame was looking for an additional wife. So everything was as it should be. That is, except that I had to work on this newsletter. Every month, the same thing. I'd swear these articles are the same every month too. Dragonlance this, Dragonlance that. You people really need a life.

So here is my newsletter. I hope that it is up to Bards exacting standards. Last month he was kind enough to take time out of his busy schedule of writing poetry and romancing anime fan girls to criticize my last newsletter. All I can say is thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to criticize me. I'm glad I could produce something that actually made you violently sick.

Enough of my ranting, this is what is included in this months update of the Dragonlance Underground:

* Editorial by Lady Raist.
Lady Raist is surprised!

* The Dragonlance Campaign Setting: A Review by Tavin Springfingers
Seems somebody else has churned out another gaming supplement. Let the flame wars commence!

* Raistlehoff interviews Garnak Red-Silver.
Too many half-breeds in one article. Might not be a whole brain in between them.

* Where Has All the Fandom Gone? By GoldenBoy
Another Flik. Or whatever they are called.

* Dragonlance Apparel by Niltsiar.
Want to wear your DLU fandom proudly? Yes? That is truly sad.

* Nuggets by Tavin Springfingers.
I guess this weeks topic is extra silly or something. Too bad I don't read the articles.

Finally, I wish to note that the final date for submissions if you want to participate in the "Romances with Raistlin" fanfic anthology is November 1st, 2003. We will publish it on Valentines Day, Febuary 14th, 2004. How "sweet". No doubt we will all have toothaches.

So, if you have nothing better to do than waste time reading our webpage, take a look at http://www.dragonlanceunderground.com

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