A Theory on Raistlin and Crysania

By Dorchamb and Kate

Raistlin and Crysania would make an intresting couple? Agree? (Y/N)

I can see it now...
"Mommy, who's better: Paladine or Nuitari?"
"Paladine, sweetie."
"Daddy?"
"Nuitari!"
"PALADINE!!!!"
"NUITARI!"
"For the last time, Paladine!"
"Daddy?"
"Nuitari. So there."
Crys glares. "I'll throw your medicine out."
"Fine," he rolls his eyes. "Lunitari."

Yuppers... It would be a rocky marriage. Even in areas that don't involve....um, offspring...

Crysania (shaking in rage) : Honey---I was just down at the Pool of Seeing. What a pig pen! I know your fond of your live ones, but they secrete slime over everything. I thought you said they were housebroken!

Raistlin [bent over his latest experiment) : yes dear.

Crysania: They've ruined the guest towels, that slime is impossible to get out, you know! And I'm having a few friends over next week for a scroll study--you should really attend this time dear. Elistan says your hopless but we'll prove him wrong!

Raistlin [ignoring her totally as he dissects a beholder brain] : Uh huh. Really. That's interesting. Hmmmmmmm.

Crysania: Are you listening to me??? Why is it that MAGIC always comes first with you! Raistlin? RAISTLIN!!! WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!!!

Raistlin looks up at Crysania, calculating the worth of keeping her alive vs. the worth of working uninterrupted...

"A Theory on Raistlin and Crysania" © Dorchamb and Kate