Raistlins in 3E
Ever been in need of a snappy pre-generated character for a gaming event, or you just wanted a famous person's d20 stats to frame and hang on your wall? Of course you have, so we have brought you the d20 stats of the most famous people we know... ourselves.
Eventually we might put the stats of others up as well, but for now it's all Raistlins, all the time.
| Lord Raisted the Sloshy, Keeper of the Sacred Ashtray, Sitter of the Seventh Stool; male Half-Human; Fighter 3/Lover 12/Sorcerer 9/Expert 20: SZ:(6'1" standing, 5'11" stumbling, 5'7" while riding barstool); IM -20 (complete lack of initiative); AC: 12 (barstool provides 1/2 cover); Hit Points: 219; Speed: 23 2/3"; Attacks: Rarely (see Lover vs. Fighter lvls); SQ: see below; SV: Fort +93; Reflex -2; Will +/-10 (depends on how good she looked before the beer); AL: Chaotic Handsome; STR: 16, Dex: 10, Con: 28, Int: 17, Wis: 9 (barely), Cha: 22.
SKILLS: Avoid Tab +19, Balance +5, Bluff +10, Decipher Phone Number +7, Flirt +23, Knowledge (all) +15, Ride (barstool) +13, Speak +25, Stumble +12 FEATS: Beer Goggles, Demoralize Know-it-all, Dramatise Spell, Giant Bladder, Iron Liver, Mock Newbie, Mounted Combat (barstool), Tremendous Ego, Weapon Focus (shot glass) SPELLS: Can't Trip, Delay Last Call, Everflowing Wine, Hamper, Ignore Canon, Inebriate, Remove Inhibitions, Spectral DJ, Wrath of the Disco Inferno, oh don't forget Fireball (every Sorcerer knows that one) Sorcerer's Familiar: Buzzy, the barfly SPECIAL: Raisted has the Supernatural Ability Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof. This ability allows him to increase STR, CHA, or INT after a few drinks. He must however sacrifice equal points from DEX, WIS, or CON. Raisted can enrage undead at will. This is a supernatural ability. Raisted can imbibe anything. This is a plain useless ability. Poison still gives him a bit of tummy ache, however. While not a Ranger, Raisted gains +2 to all encounters with people who believe they know more than him, and +3 vs. Steve Miller. This is an extraordinary ability. Raisted has never been seen without his +5 Hawaiian Shirt of Spill Resistance. It is believed to have other magical attributes, but these are currently unknown. It is dry-clean only. |
| Erejam Niltsiar, the Renegade; male Human; Wizard 4/Sorcerer 8/Florist 15; SZ (6'5"), IM -5 (Pacifist), AC 12, Hit Points 122, Speed 25, Attacks 1; SQ see below; SV Fort: +10 Reflex +8 Will +8; AL: Justified; Str 15, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 18, Wis 12, Cha 10.
SKILLS: Arrange Flowers +15, Communicate with Plants +12, Weather Sense +8, Knowledge (Herb Lore) +9, Decorate +7, Match Clothing +6 FEATS: Zen Calm, Enhanced Smell, Reedy Dodge, Guess Favorite Color, Pick-Me-Up. Rooted Footing SPELLS: Petal Fall, Sleeping Lotus, Cloud of Spores, Miracle Grow, Mordenkainen's Faithful Ladybugs, Melf's Aphid Arrow, Rain Shower, Constricting Vines, Exploding Roses, Seeds of Destruction, Death Lily. Power Word: Wilt SPECIAL: Niltsiar has the Supernatural ability, Photosynthesis, He may subsist on nothing but water and sunlight for a period of Level/2 +1 days, provided he spends at least 8 hours/day in normal sunlight. He also has the Extraordinary Ability Prune. In combat, any bladed weapon acts as a vorpal weapon. With a true vorpal weapon, he needs only roll a 16 or higher to decapitate. Regardless of roll or weapon, this ability only works 12 times per day. |
| R4i5t1in the 31337, the H4x0r with the M4x0r; Male Teenager; Programmer 1/Script Kiddie 4/Sorcerer 4: SZ:M (5'4"); IM +4; AC: 12; Hit Points: 33; Speed: 30 ft; Attacks: +4; SQ: see below; SV: Fort +3; Reflex +2; Will +2; AL: Chaotic Angry; STR: 10, Dex: 12, Con: 9, Int: 14, Wis: 9, Cha: 10.
SKILLS: Craft (Photoshop Manipulation) +12, Search +5, First Post +5, Flame Troll +5, Bluff +2, Knowledge (p0rn sites) +8, Knowledge (Warez Sites) +5, Program Computer +2, Troll Newsgroup +5, Read/Write 1337, Read/Write Javascript, Read/Write VBA/VBS. FEATS: Hack, Insult Authority Figure, Enhanced Trolling, Alter JPEGS SPELLS: Summon Lesser Lemming, Summon Lemming Swarm (in his spare time he is trying to become the god of lemmings) Sorcerer's Familiar: Eye-Ar, the infrared mouse. Possessions: R4i5t1in is well known for his collection of celebrity nude jpgs, and one day plans on opening an adult web site with his collection, once he turns 18. If you want an .jpg of Lurauna nude, R4i5t1in is the one to talk to. His coding shades give him darkvision and and +2 kewlness bonus to any roll involving charisma. |
| Lady Raist, (aka, Lady of Pain, the Black Robe in White), Female Human with a touch of elf for good luck, Mage 6 / Programmer 12: SZ 5'5"; IM +23; AC 12 (20 for males); Spd 30; Hit Points 42; Attacks 1 (only for discipline purposes): Whip (d6-1), 6 Inch Vorpal Heels (1d4); SQ: see below SD: see below; SV: Fort +1, Reflex +5, Will -2; AL Naughty Evil. Str 9, Dex 15, Con 10, Int 19, Wis 6, Cha 23.
Skills: Read/Write (HTML, Java, JavaScript, Perl, Flash), Diplomacy +2, Lurk in Closets +4, Rope Use +5, Leatherwork +4, Contortion +7 Feats: Great Cleavage, Attract Opposite Sex, Attract Same Sex, Intimidate Opposite Sex, Eye for Bugs, Hack Code Spells: 1st- Annoy Niltsiar, Persecute Guardian, Web; 2nd- ESP, Locate Bug (in code); 3rd- Teach Lesson Equipment: whip, thigh high boots with 6 inch vorpal heels (impale through vital area on a natural roll of 18-20), black robes, white leather bikini, +4 red leather armour of Intimidation, PIII laptop computer, fuzzy handcuffs, library of computer manuals and programming books, little black book Special: Lady Raist has the Dominatrix Initiative supernatural ability. This allows her to always come first. She can only use this ability with slaves and submissive males. |
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