Comparative Dragonlance
Barbarian: I don't trust this shit
Bard: I'll write a song about this shit
Cleric: Shit happens because the gods said so
Druid: I can make shit happen, but only in forests
Fighter: Let's kill this shit!
Monk: Shit is an illusion
Knight of Solamnia: By the Code and the Measure, I will vanquish this shit!
Ranger: I don't need this shit
Rogue: You can't see my shit
Mage: My shit is none of your business
Elves: This shit never happened before the humans came along!
Kender: This is interesting shit!
Humans: What is this shit?
Dwarves: Don’t mind the shit – what are you, weak?
Gnomes: Theshitiscurrentlybeingexaminedbythedepartmentofreallybadjokes…
Tanis Half-Elven: I can't decide which shit I want
Sturm Brightblade: I don't understand this shit, but I'll do it anyway because honor compels me.
Goldmoon: I don't do shit.
Riverwind: I do shit for Goldmoon
Raistlin Majere: Leave my shit alone
Caramon Majere: Let's drink this shit!
Flint Fireforge: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Tasslehoff Burrfoot: Wow, this is really cool shit! …Oops.
Crysania: I have faith that I will get through this shit
Tika Majere: Shit, where's my frying pan?
Dalamar: My Shalafi did this shit to me
Bupu: This shit cure cough
Laurana: I didn't know shit, but I learned
Kitiara Uth Matar: Oh, shit.
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