Mount Nevermind Statement of Intention to Solicit a Dual Reciprocated Amourous Relationship (Condensed)
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DeclarationofIntentforAmorousRelationshipLoveLetterFormAlphaB56.74srev576_______________________,hereinafterreferredtoasSender,and_______________________,hereinafterreferredtoasReciever,herebyagreetothis_____dayof_________,intheyear_______AC/SC(circleone),asfollows:1)Sendercontemplatesthewillfulexpressionofdedicationandcompleteness.2)SenderiswillingtomakeafullandcompletedisclosureoftheSender’semotionalstateatthetimeofthetransactionofthisdocument.3)SenderreleasesanyexpectationofreciprocationfromtheReceiver,regardlessanyprevioushistory.4)SenderunderstandsthefullimplicationsoftransactionofthisdocumenttotheReceiver.5)Senderiswillingtoperformfollowingtransactionsofthefollownature:a)Anexerciseinpodiaticalmassage,hereinafterreferredasaFootRub.b)Abenefactionofvariouslyprunedseedplantdifferentiatedintoacalyx,corolla,stamens,andcarpelsofthespeciesRosaofthefamilyRosaceaeofthefollowingcolors,hereinafterreferredasRoses(checkeachastheyapply):i)Blueii)Rediii)Pinkiiii)Whiteiiiii)Yellowiiiii
i)Blackc)Acollectionofconfectionarypreparedfromgroundroastedcacaobeans,hereinafterreferredasChocolates.6)Senderisacceptabletowardsapre-arrangedmeetingatadesignatedareaoperatedbyaproprietorwithalicensedandinspectedfoodestablishmentwithazoningformD,hereinafterreferredasDinner.7)Senderisacceptabletowardsapre-arrangedmeetingatadesignatedareaoperatedbyaproprietorwithalicensedandinspectedprojection-orienteddisplayofmovingpicturespresentedinsequentialtimedisplacement,hereinafterreferredasaMovie.8)ReceiveracceptsthisstatementoftransactionwithoutanyassumptionofthereturnofsameservicesofaFootRub,Roses,andChocolates,andwithoutanyassumptionofcontinuedinteractionthroughaDinnerandMoviebytheSender.9)BothSenderandReceiverarerepresentedbyseparateandindependentlegalcounseloftheirownchoosing10)ThisagreementconstitutestheentireagreementofthepartiesandmaybemodifiedonlyinawritingexecutedbybothSenderandReceiver.11)Intheeventitisdeterminedthataprovisionofthisagreementisinvalidbecauseisitcontrarytoapp
licablelaw,thatprovisionisdeemedseparablefromtherestoftheagreement,suchthattheremainderoftheagreementremainsvalidandenforceable.12)Thisagreementismadeinaccordancewiththelawsoftheclanof__________,andanydisputeregardingitsenforcementwillberesolvedbyreferencetothelawsofthatclan.13)Thisagreementwilltakeeffectimmediatelyuponthesolemnizationofthetransactionbetweenthetwoparties.IHAVEREADTHEABOVEAGREEMENT,IHAVETAKENTIMETOCONSIDERITSIMPLICATIONS,IFULLYUNDERSTANDITSCONTENTS,IAGREETOITSTERMS,ANDIVOLUNTARILYSUBMITTOITSEXECUTION_________________Sender________________RecieverMountNevermindStatementofIntentiontoSolicitDualReciprocatedAmourousRelationshipsCondensed.FurtherReferences:PrenuptialContractformGH67.984.57rev47fMarriageLicenseForm46.453.433.656.34ARevBDivorceSettlementFormOmega13Rev67Note:thisformhasnotbeenaccuratelycertifiedbytheMountNevermindLegalCommitteeoftheClanFoundationalDepartmentofRelationalStudies(MNLCotCFDoRS),andinnowaybindsthiscontractualagreementasfactualoflegitimate.
Becauseofthebrevityofsaiddocument,anyandalllegalvaliditytothisdocumentisnullandvoid.MNLCotCFDoRSisnotengagedinrenderinglegalorotherprofessionaladvice,andthisformisnotasubstituefortheadviceofanattorney.Ifyourequirelegaladvice,youshouldseektheservesofanattorneyaccreditedbytheMountNevermindPhilosophicalGuild.
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