Sing to the tune of the Carpenters'
"Top of the World"
Battle rage is coming over me
There's no canon in most every book I see
Just the wrong histories
Of the Heroes as babies
And too many goddamned Raistlin stories too
These were just not helping Dragonlance
What we wanted was to see the books advance
Taladas unexplored
Of Solace, we were bored
Please show us some other towns and people, pleeease
But they're the Gods of the world, killin'
DL Creation
And the only explanation you will hear
Is that They wanted Change
And so they had that arranged
By destroying the wasted 4th age world
As time passes I'm starting to see
That the 5th Age was never meant to be
'Cause it's all about CA$H
Bring back all the Hero trash
It just come right back to popula-ri-ty
It's easier to destroy than to fix
So instead of Five, we're now into Age Six
So come on, buy the books
'Specially now, 'cause it looks
Like Raistlin's coming back to save the day!
They are the Gods of the world, killin'
DL Creation
And the only explanation you will hear
Is that They wanted Change
And so they had that arranged
By destroying now the bad 5th age world
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