Gully Dwarf Haikus

By the Staff

hai·ku (hk)
n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.

Is it possible for gully dwarves to count higher than two? High enough to do proper prose? The staff here at Dragonlance Underground went searching for very few gully dwarf poets out there. We found a few, and had them pen some work to share with the rest of the world.

Yes, we're aware that Tavin isn't a gully dwarf, but he really wanted to be another article besides the nuggets.

I pick my booger Sticky booger on my thumb I can suck my thumb -Raistlame	Dragon men go bye Gold one make big messy boom! Pretty colors yes? -Raistlehoff
"Life like Stew," she yells. I yell, "Stew like Life ugly girl." Now no stew or life. -Raistlana	I could brush my hair Wash my dirty smelly self Nope, I don't think so -Raistlame
Two plus two is two And two times two is two too Math not hard at all -Raistlehoff	"What are they?" says me. "Haiku," High Bulp say to me. "Bless you," me reply. -Niltsiar
All my gully friends Oh why do they always run I DID bathe last year -Golden Boy	Gullies like kender Gullies like kender pouches Have some good flavors -Raistlame
Garbage dump my home You can really smell my pits Trash pits not arm pits -Raistlame	Grovel 'round in mud Having mud bath, getting nice Soft, warm, squishy mud -Lady Raist
Something not taste good I will spit it out my friend And you can try it -Raistlame	Big clanky tall swings WOOSH! Sword flies over my head Good thing being short -Lady Raist
Big tall fall off wall All kings horses all kings men Make tall whole again -Lady Raist	To my pet Stewie, Tribe likes him dipped and gooey. I like him chewy. -Raistlana
Who let the rats out? Dinner ran off down cave hall Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo -Lady Raist	Big Bosses so mean They say hang by neck 'till dead It's best sleep I've had -Golden Boy
Grunt hurt self today Finger in nose for long time No treasure found there -Raistlehoff	Highbulp and Bupu Great king and queen of us but She in love with tall -Lady Raist
The only problem with haiku is that you just get started and then -Tavin

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