Reading with Raistlin

By Golden Boy

Now its time for Baby Dragonlance's Reading with Raistlin!

A is for Ansalon, which I soon shall rule
B is for Bupu, who's idiocy is cool
C is for Crysania, whom I tried to rape
D is for Dalamar, a slithery snake

E is for Estwilde, a place of which you'll never read
F is for Fistandantilus, who is slowly taking over m.... UWAHAHAHA!
G is for the Gnomes, who often go splat
H is for the Heavens, I'll see none of that

I is a pronoun, replacing all important ME!

J is for Justice, the cruel type I mete out
K is for Khellendros, who's still alive, have no doubt
L is for Linsha, an embarrassment to my family name
M is for Minotaur, big brawn and tiny brain

N is for Neraka, where the Dark Knights do play
O is for Oath, by which the Solomnics are slain
P is for Par-Salian, a meddlesome old coot
Q is for Qualinesti, but elves suck, so point moot

R is for Riverwind, stupid and stern
S is for Silvanesti, where all are spurned
T is for Tika, my brother loves breasts
U is for Uncertain, like my passing The Test

V is for Verminaard, when he died nobody cared
W is for Wayreth, in which forest one's sense of direction is impaired
X is for Xak Tsaroth, where my friends I first screwed

Y is for... *cough, couch, hack, cough, wheeze* Yuck. CARAMON! Bring me my tea!
Z is for Zeboim, wretched Queen of the Sea

So now you know your ABC's,
But you still can't rule the world like me!

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