1. For Starters, pick a color:

	a) black
	b) purple
	c) #000000
	d) gray. Unending, dreary gray.
	e) flesh
	f) red, no blue. No- RED. Damnit, I said blue- . No, definitely red-
	g) David Hasslehoff

2. Now, choose a kind of underwear:

	a) black speedos, oh yeah. Check this out ladies.
	b) a sexy black thong
	c) Raistlin Underoos!
	d) You've got to be kidding.
	e) silk boxers
	f) Southern Exposure
	g) underwear?

3. You just received an F in your favorite class. You tell the teacher:

	a) That quiche was perfect in every way. Your taste buds are flawed.
	b) I'm sure there's some - . Extra Credit I could do, right?
	c) On your knees and beg me to forgive you, Worm!
	d) You bastard! No one does this to me! I'll kill you for this! I'll- . Wow that's a cool rock-
	e) That's okay, Potsy. Gramma likes her eggs scrambled.
	f) I say nothing. The virus in his email will say everything that needs to be said.
	g) None of you simpletons understand my genius.

4. You stop by the bookstore. You buy:

	a) The Collected Works of Friedrich Nietzsche. A kindred spirit.
	b) The Book of Vile Darkness. Oh! Oh! Is there a coffee shop? I want a cookie too!
	c) Pishoo- ..
	d) What Bill Gates Doesn't Want You to Know about Win XP.
	e) The Tao of Plants.
	f) Mastering the Kama Sutra.
	g) I've been meaning to pick up a twelve inch- oh, the other kind of bookstore!

5. Last but not least, pick a few words to describe yourself. (Check all that apply)

	a) 1337
	b) Evil
	c) Sexy
	d) Intelligent
	e) Depressed
	f) Witty
	g) Odd
	g) Cup of Coffee