A Gully Dwarf Joke

By Niltsiar

Farg: "Knock Knock"

Thatt: "Who There?"

Farg: "Me."

Thatt: "Me Who?"

Farg: "Nice meet you Who."

Thatt: "Me not Who. Me Thatt. Who you?"

Farg: "Who not me. Me Farg."

Thatt: "Who Farg?"

Farg: "Not who. Me. Me Farg."

Thatt: "You Farg?"

Farg: "That Me."

Thatt: "Thatt not you. Me Thatt."

Farg: "You Farg?"

Thatt: "No! Me Thatt! That who."

Farg: "Thatt Who?"

Thatt: "Thatt not who!"

Farg: "Where Who?"

Thatt: "No place."

Farg: "Where that?"

Thatt: "Thatt here!"

Farg: "Who here then!"

Thatt: "You and Thatt!"

Farg: "Who You?"

Thatt: "Thatt!"

Farg: "Thatt and Thatt?"

Thatt: "No! Thatt and You!"

Farg: "But You Thatt!"

Thatt: "Me Thatt!"

Farg: "Me That?"

Thatt: "You Farg!"

Farg: "Farg You?"

Thatt: "Me Thatt! Farg You!"

Farg: "So... Farg here and Thatt here."

Thatt: "Yes."

Farg: "And You Thatt."

Thatt: "Yes."

Farg: "And Me Farg."

Thatt: "Yes."

*beat*

Farg: "Thatt. Open Door."

Thatt: "No. You knock first."

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