Welcome to the forbidden book room of the Great Library of Palanthas. Here, the Aesthetics have worked closely with the Dragonlance Underground Staff to preserve the real books of Krynnish Lore in electronic format. You may also find a collection of jokes and musings, as well as manuscripts that were submitted to TSR but rejected. We can only speculate as to why...

Krynnish Jokes
	A Gnome Joke By kinthalas It's a gnome joke. You may have to be a gnome to understand.
	A Gully Dwarf Joke By Niltsiar It's a gully dwarf joke. Surprisingly, it takes some concentration to understand.
	Dragonlance Jokes By Lady Raist We travelled all over Krynn to compile this monstrous compendium of jokes. Read it!
	Even More Dragonlance Jokes By Rian Nettlebranch Not enough? Here's more!
	More Dragonlance Jokes By Rian Nettlebranch You can't have too many of these.
	Even More Dragonlance Jokes By Fliegenmaus Where do people come up with these?
	And Even More Dragonlance Jokes! By Rian Nettlebranch Sure to tweak your funny bone!
Articles
	Dragonlance in 100 Words (or less) By the Raistlins Do you really want to know what that book is about? HERE BE SPOILERS!
	Lady Raist's Reviews By Lady Raist All the reviews of our lovely reviewer.
	Ode to the Tower Guardian By Rambling Rose Even the poets miss our janitor.
	The Gift Exchange By Frank the Wanderer A touching Yule story that will put a smile on the grumpiest dwarf's face.
	The Soulforge (What You Never Knew) By Jules KD Two deleted scenes from "The Soulforge" that wound up on the cutting room floor. Now you know why!
	Bedding The Mage By Jules KD The Authoritative Treatise on Raistlin doing the nasty, by a scholar that has clearly thought about the subject a lot.
	A Sexual History of Krynn By John Grubber Research into personal relations between the people of Krynn.
	Ethnopharmacology of Ansalon By John Grubber A history of the mind altering substances in Dragonlance. Note: We do not condone or advertise the use of these substances. This is an information only article.
	Mage Spell: Magical Journey By Darren A special use of special mushrooms!
	A Guide to Dragonlance Bookshelves By Alex Louis Wondering how to arrange your Dragonlance books and merchandise on the shelves? It's a problem all of us encounter.
	Kaithan's Guide to the Fifth Age By Raist666 It's your ultimate guide to the Fifth Age. Highly informative stuff.
	Pothead's Creation Myth of Krynn By GoldenBoy Kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs.
	Retark Remembered: An Exposé By Alex Louis Alex gets the low-down on one of the most beloved of Dragonlance characters...Retark.
	Tanis is Gay - The Facts II (The Advanced Study Version) By Sir Matt Potter Sir Matt Potter expands his theory of Tanis' sexuality for serious Dragonlance scholars.
	The alt.fan.dragonlance FAQ By Jellybean Pouchsnipper The alternate alt.fan.dragonlance FAQ. To be hosted on on Dragonlance Underground, what other FAQ could it be?
	The Inconsistency Fixer By Morten Brattbakk A classic if obscure set of reports from one who had hoped to improve the quality of Dragonlance books. Needless to say, the gnomish endeavor didn't get far.
Krynnish Twistory
	A Colorful Story By Rambling Rose There are other stories about the origins of the races.
	The Gnome with the Dragon Orb (Part 1) By Raistlehoff Can Tasslehoff pull off being a secret agent without telling everyone?
	The Soulfarce By Raistlicious The true story of Raistlin Majere.
	Granak's Proposed Dung Timeline By Raistlana The world according to Dung.
	Day In Day Out By niniveh Raistlin Majere's true account of A Day in the Life of the Heroes of the Lance.
	The Majere Project By Quox Burrfoot and Rebecca Oppelt A revealing and insightful story of Raistlin and some confusion experienced during his formative years.
	Trouble in the Library By Janet Chui The Dragonlance books you hate are explained...
	Twisted History (First Round) By Raisted The history of Krynn from Creation to Cataclysm.
	Twisted History (Second Round) By Raisted The history of Krynn from Cataclysm to the Second Cataclysm. 0 to 0. Go figure.
Dragonlance As Written By....
	Foreword to Dragonlance as Written by... By Dave Barry. We are not making this up.
	Dr. Seuss: The Lorac By Niltsiar Dr. Seuss tells the tragic story of the Silvanesti elves..
	Edgar Allan Poe: The Kender By Kevin James Kage One of the most infamous poems of the Dragonlance Saga has finally been given a home.
	J.R.R. Tolkien: Here, There, Over, Under, Through, Around, and Back Again By Niltsiar The fantasy great was asked to try his hand at writing Dragonlance novels. He might have meant this as a Prelude to the Chronicles trilogy. We're really not sure.
	Ru Paul: The DRAGonlance Chronicles By nineveh We just had to bring this manuscript out of the closet.
Dragonlance Song Filks
	I Will Survive By GoldenBoy Raistlin promises Fistandantilus in song.
	Ruedolf The Red-Nosed Kender By Raistlana The most famous kender of all!
	Christmas Carols 2003 By A Spelljamming Orc One of our regulars submitted a few interesting Yuletide carols!
	Yuletide in Palanthas By Raistlehoff One of our own tries his hand at a Yuletide carol.
	You're The One God I Want By Ninevah It's a very tacky filk... literally!
	(Solamnic) Knights Will Be Knights By Raistlehoff The gods may be able to change the world, but you can't change knights.
	Where Has All the Fandom Gone? By GoldenBoy Where *did* they go?
	Dragonlance is Dead By Raistlehoff An ode to Sovereign Press... or a prediction?
	Blackrobe in Your Soul By Raist666 and They Might Be Ogres Proving that yes, we can stoop to greater geekiness than ever possibly imagined.
	Rock Me Ariakus By Raist666 Are you ready to be ROCKED? Get ready to sing in tribute to the most confounded villain in the Dragonlance saga.
	Margaret's Song By Anonymous Mina's Song from Dragons of a Fallen Sun gets rewritten.
	Canticle of the Dino By Raist666 We hope this updated canticle can tickle. Then again, it's a somewhat serious subject based on current DL events.
3E Gaming
	Magical Potion: Mt. N Dew By Tass the Pyromaniac Quaff this magical elixer from the gnomes of Mt. Nevermind. Wait a second...

Dragonlance Underground is owned and operated by Mages of the Plains.
Dragonlance is a registered trademark of Wizards of the Coast, Inc. All contents are copyright of their respective owners. Please refer to our Legal Page.