Pothead's Creation Myth of Krynn
Okay.. so, like, there's this dude called Chaos. And he's just chillin' and stuff. Then in walks one of this dude's posse named Reorx. Anyway, this Reorx is, like, jealous of Chaos and is bored and stuff, so he actually jumps this Chaos guy and starts pounding away at his head. Honest to god, dude! Anyway... Chaos is pounding the hell outta this Reorx dude for hitting him upside the head with this hammer when this chick, Zeboim, runs in and nails Chaos in the melon with this huge water balloon. Now Chaos's head is all beat outta shape and all soaking wet. Then, to make matters even worse, Chislev shows up and douses Chaos with this stuff and wham! Next thing you know, old Chaos is sporting this huge green 'fro! Chaos is, like, ready to cry and stuff when outta nowhere he gets jumped again by Habbakuk, whos infested with like lice and stuff, and now poor Chaos not only has a banged up head that's all wet and covered by this green bushy afro, but now there are all these little creatures actually living in it!
Anyway, all the other gods come in and, like, get a piece of the action, and poor Chaos after the whole thing was over was so ashamed and couldn't show his face in public and stuff that he changed his name to Krynn and moved to a new zip code. And that is the true story of how Krynn came into being.
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