The Raistlins are pretty messy mages you know
In fact, just about every one of them is a slob
They offered a position as servant and only a lich did show
They didn't have much choice at all, so they let him have the job

The Tower Guardian cleaned the Tower
He fetched the Newspaper, and polished shoes
He defilthed the disgusting shower
I won't even query how he managed the loo's...

It's a pity I never met him
Or if I did he was background sound
He seemed like a nice fellow
At least when he wasn't around

He lived in a broom cupboard
It suited him just fine
Or even if it didn't
They just ignored his whine

They drove him Disco crazy
They drove him round the bend
At least they kept him busy
Right until the end!