Christmas Carols 2003
Siren’s Knight
Siren’s Knight, unholy Knight,
Burning fast in flames so bright,
With your innocent wife and child,
Jealousy’s fire stoked by Elf-woman wiles,
Given the chance to save all,
You caused the Cataclysm to fall,
Siren’s Knight, unholy Knight,
Banshees sing of your plight,
Paladine sent you to stop the Kingpriest,
A good job you didn’t, to say the least,
For if you’d completed your task,
Takhisis would have had the last laugh,
Siren’s Knight, unholy Knight,
You feel wronged and perhaps you’re right,
People flock to Huma’s banner unfurled,
Despite your damnation redeeming the world,
Though if you think now you’re accursed,
It’s Ravenloft next, it gets worse,
Siren’s Knight, unholy Knight,
Blackened rose, Solamnic blight,
You’re leaving Krynn now for Demi-Planes new,
Yet I’m sure Weis and Hickman will bring you back soon,
Just don’t forget before you go,
Your Kit’s in the corner you know.
The days leading up to the Cataclysm summarised, to the tune of “The Twelve Days Of Christmas”
The Thirteen Days Of Cataclysmas
On the first of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
A meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the second of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the third of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the fourth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the fifth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the sixth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the seventh of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the eighth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Eight herds rampaging,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the ninth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Nine mists obscuring,
Eight herds rampaging,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the tenth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Ten trees a-bleeding,
Nine mists obscuring,
Eight herds rampaging,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the eleventh of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Eleven hearths a-dying,
Ten trees a-bleeding,
Nine mists obscuring,
Eight herds rampaging,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the twelfth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Twelve Clerics missing,
Eleven hearths a-dying,
Ten trees a-bleeding,
Nine mists obscuring,
Eight herds rampaging,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
On the thirteenth of Cataclysmas the True Gods sent to me,
Thirteen earths a-quaking,
Twelve Clerics missing,
Eleven hearths a-dying,
Ten trees a-bleeding,
Nine mists obscuring,
Eight herds rampaging,
Seven cyclones blowing,
Six plains a-burning,
Five more signs!
Four rising tides,
Three Lords of Doom,
Two fighting twins,
And a meteor for the Kingpriest.
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