Yuletide In Palanthas
To "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic
It's Yuletide in Palanthas
There's dragons in the air
People are strolling, dark knights are patrolling
While the One God starts to scare
It's Yuletide in Palanthas
The people want to think
The Tower pool would be so cool
As a free skating rink
Everyone's just trying to live their lives out
Trying not to show the knights their fear
But if you go a walking after dusk now
At tomorrow's dawn you may just disappear
It's Yuletide in Palanthas
The thieves are on the run
They all bitch and moan, and can whine and groan
That the knights took all their fun
Everywhere the kender are being gathered
To be thrown the hell out of the town
But there's nothing to keep them from returning
Maybe next they'll try and make them drown
It's Yuletide in Palanthas
And the overlords are a threat
To burn the town down to the ground
Over a bad poker bet
It's Yuletide in Palanthas
You can not get away
The damn Fifth Age has become a cage
Making all the people pay
It's Yuletide in Palanthas
The Solamnics are not around
But the ones we hate, came through the front gate
And there's no hope to be found
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