Dragonlance Underground: Tavin's Nugget of Joy 9-26-97

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Tavin's Nugget of Joy 9-26-97

By Tavin Springfingers

Today on Krynn:

Usha is upset that people are fighting over who she REALLY is. She married Palin, so either way she's a Majere!

The Shadow Sorcerer finally revealed his TRUE IDENTITY today in front of the entire population of solace! Dagra Bon, a local merchant had this to say:
"Well, that guy just walks up in front of all this and yells, 'I'm sick of this! I hate hiding my face and listening to everyone give credit to Dalamar and Raistlin!' Then he tore his mask off and ran around screaming, 'It's ME!' Who was he? I don't rightly know.... Middle aged guy... kinda skinny.... brown hair, blue eyes....." Given this description, Solomnics have been on the job around the clock to find him, but it looks hopeless.

The Tower in Palanthas was destroyed today five hundred Kender made their way onto the glass-like substance imprisoning the tower and jumped up and down on it until it broke. Rack Ticklefingers was reported to have said: "Well, that was fun...... isn't there another tower?"

In other news today, Wayreth Tower has stepped up their defenses "in case of enemy attack".

New Cult Discovered!
A new cult has been discovered in Hylo. The cult calls itself the "Friends of the Kendragon" and practices many odd rituals, the most popular of which is extending their arms and running around yelling "ZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!"

Finally, Raistlin's Diary has been discovered today in Solace. The Diary, which is now being held by professionals for study, includes many items of note including Magical Incantations and recipes. Professionals are still skeptical as to the diary's authenticity though, citing the first line in the book: "I am not a woman..."

That is all for Today in Krynn.

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		Usha is upset that people are fighting over who she REALLY is. She married Palin, so either way she's a Majere!
		The Shadow Sorcerer finally revealed his TRUE IDENTITY today in front of the entire population of solace! Dagra Bon, a local merchant had this to say: "Well, that guy just walks up in front of all this and yells, 'I'm sick of this! I hate hiding my face and listening to everyone give credit to Dalamar and Raistlin!' Then he tore his mask off and ran around screaming, 'It's ME!' Who was he? I don't rightly know.... Middle aged guy... kinda skinny.... brown hair, blue eyes....." Given this description, Solomnics have been on the job around the clock to find him, but it looks hopeless.
		The Tower in Palanthas was destroyed today five hundred Kender made their way onto the glass-like substance imprisoning the tower and jumped up and down on it until it broke. Rack Ticklefingers was reported to have said: "Well, that was fun...... isn't there another tower?"
		In other news today, Wayreth Tower has stepped up their defenses "in case of enemy attack".
		New Cult Discovered! A new cult has been discovered in Hylo. The cult calls itself the "Friends of the Kendragon" and practices many odd rituals, the most popular of which is extending their arms and running around yelling "ZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!"
		Finally, Raistlin's Diary has been discovered today in Solace. The Diary, which is now being held by professionals for study, includes many items of note including Magical Incantations and recipes. Professionals are still skeptical as to the diary's authenticity though, citing the first line in the book: "I am not a woman..."