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Tavin's Nugget of Joy 9-29-97

By Tavin Springfingers

Today on Krynn:

The Knights of Solomnia have been receiving alarming reports of activity in Qualinesti Forest, the realm of Beryl. Military advisors have been called out to prepare for a massive campaign. Our sources report that the activity is MUCH more horrible than the Knights know. According to our sources, the activity is due to a major event that will occur tomorrow: Beryl's birthday party: Most of the Dragon Overlords have been invited and among the more prominent guests are Malystryx and Khellendros. Reports confirm that a giant Twister game is currently being set and that other games will include Bobbing for elves and pin the tail on the Legionaire.

The Kender of Hylo are starting to see fruition in their alliance with the Gnomes of Mount Nevermind. Among items delivered to Hylo were underwater breathing devices and automatic tanning machines. While the breathing devices worked flawlessly, the tanning machines have started many small fires on the south side of Hylo City.

In related news, a Dark Knight invasion has been stopped today. A band of one hundred Knights of Takhisis were dumped into the sea today as they tried to raid Hylo. According to the Dark Paladins, the ships simply disintegrated as they neared the shore. Many Dark Knights claimed to have seen small creatures wearing bowl shaped objects over their heads swimming around holding pieces of the sunken ships.

That is all for Today in Krynn: Tune in tomorrow for an exclusive interview with the Dragon Overlord Fenalysten!

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