RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN! HIDE! HIDE! HIDE!!!!!! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF............
Tavin's Nugget of 10-02-97
Due to a special request, Today in Krynn will focus on a time less hectic than now. We shall turn the clock back to the War of the Lance! From the Fifth Age to the Fourth, Today on Krynn becomes........
Yesterday on Krynn
*Ahem* Yes. Excuse me. This is Astinus. I just want you to know that I do not appreciate your travelling back through time and space. It makes my Crystal Ball have bad reception and I end up missing things. If I allow you to interview one of the (in your time) long deceased Heroes of the Lance will you go away? Yes? Agreed.
AN INTERVIEW WITH RAISTLIN MAJERE...........
| Raistlin: | *cough* Please...... be seated Kender.....
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| Tavin: | Are you really Raistlin?
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| Raistlin: | ............most of me......
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| Tavin: | Oh, okay. Uh.... Did you make the Dagger of Magius?
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| Raistlin: | Why is that of importance?
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| Tavin: | Well, a lot of my friends said that it was highly magical and are arguing about who eck...ent....... IN-Chant-ed-ed it..*whew*.
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| Raistlin: | *softly laughing* That dagger is as magical as you are Kender....
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| Tavin: | I'M MAGICAL! COOL. CAN I TELEPORT OR THROW FIREBALLS OR TURN PEOPLE INTO WORMS OR....
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| Raistlin: | You are not magical.
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| Tavin: | But you just said........Oooohhhhh.... you mean......
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| Raistlin: | Yes. I got that dagger out of a Cracker Jack box.
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| Tavin: | But everybody says......
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| Raistlin: | .......let them.
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| Tavin: | Okay! I only have time for one more question, so I've gotta make it a GOOD ONE!!! Ready?
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| Raistlin: | I'm ready for anything.
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| Tavin: | .........................
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| Raistlin: | Well?
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| Tavin: | .............Are............
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| Raistlin: | What?
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| Tavin: | ...........Are you a woman.....? Hey, you don't have to get up! Oh, am I gonna be magiked?
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| ..................... Well, I woke up here...... back in the Fifth Age. I guess I hit a sore spot....... again.... Oh well! Until next time fellow travelers!
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