Will the insanity ever stop? Of course not! It is time for......... Dragonlance Underground: Tavin's Nugget of Joy 10-08-97

Tavin's Nugget of Joy 10-08-97

By Tavin Springfingers

Today on Krynn:

An unbelievable discovery was made today in the Last Tower of Sorcery. A complete set of books entitled DragonLance Chronicles and DragonLance Legends were found stashed behind a secret panel. The books seem to be a record of the exploits of the Heroes of the Lance. Also found was a collection of books called The Meetings Sextet which journalized the gathering of the heroes. Many are still skeptical of the books' authenticity however and one sage was quoted, "Brightblade and Uth Matar hitching a ride with Gnomes to the moon?!? Oh, come on! That's as outrageous as a Kender beating a demon from the abyss!" Another mystery is the identity of the authors, Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. No records show any persons of those names existing on Ansolan. "Besides," one scholar explains, "how could they possibly know what everyone was thinking?"

Can it be? The reign of terror by the Dragon Overlords is ended by........Gnomes? Well, it is a distinct possibility. Since the Second Cataclysm, Many Gnomes have been swept up in "modernizing" their nventions by adding magic. Now, a weapon of immense power has been unveiled to the public. It's purpose, to make dragons dance. The DragonOrgan is a fifteen-foot tall, ten foot wide mess of keys and pipes strung together apparently in the most haphazard way conceivable. But its lame appearance is but a ruse as when activated and set to a certain race, all members of that race who hear the music must drop everything and dance until the music ends. The demonstration was ended early unfortunately, when a group of Solomnic Knights stepped into earshot and started doing the jig. According to the Gnome Sounder, the machine might "makethedragonsverytiredsothattheywillsleepalotuntillwecanfindawaytodispatchthem."

Introducing The Word Of The Day!!:

Today's Word of the Day is "noodle". You can use noodle in a variety of ways!

As an exclamation:
"FIFTY Dragons? Oh, noodle!"

As an insult:
"You are one big ol' noodle aren't you."

As a name:
"Hey noodle!"

As a compliment:
"Those are a nice pair of noodles ya got there....."

So see how many times you can use the word "noodle" today!

That's all for today in Krynn!

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