The sky darkens, the waves crash against the beach, the wind howls like a puppy in pain, the entire world trembles beneath your feet.
IT MUST BE TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR..........
Tavin's Nugget of Joy 10-13-97
Hallo, friends! Today I have a real treat for you. An interview never before even considered............
AN INTERVIEW WITH MALYSTRYX
| Malys: | You know, puny one, I would not have even allowed you to live if not for the information you say you have on Beryl......
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| Tavin: | Yeah. Well, let's get on with the interview okay?
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| Malys: | DO NOT THINK TO TELL ME........... fine! Ask your questions.
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| Tavin: | Where are you from originally?
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| Malys: | I originate from the continent across the sea. The one you call "Taladas".
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| Tavin: | Hey! I've been there! Did you see any of the Minotaurs there?
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| Malys: | I ate them.
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| Tavin: | Good for you! Big brutes anyhow.
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| Malys: | Don't think that flattery will get you off the hook Kender.....
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| Tavin: | Of course not, silly! Did you know that your name is "alright"?
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| Malys: | Kender, you begin to annoy me...... change the question.
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| Tavin: | Why did you decide to destroy Balifor?
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| Malys: | Because I love hearing the screams of Kender. It is like music to my ears.
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| Tavin: | ........................................you don't have ears....
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| Malys: | DO I FRIGHTEN YOU, KENDER?
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| Tavin: | .......................no.......
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| Malys: | DO I INTIMIDATE YOU????
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| Tavin: | ............uhhh.........nope.........
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| Malys: | Then why are there tears in your eyes? I am the most frightening beast there is!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
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| Tavin: | (saying something unintelligible)..............
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| Malys: | WHAT!!!
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| Tavin: | I said, "Your breath is the most frightening thing in the world! Do you ever floss? Use mouthwash? Eat a Tic-Tac???
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| Malys: | I AM THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE ON KRYNN PUNY KENDER! I HAVE DESTROYED NATIONS, OBLITERATED MILLIONS, SHAPED THE VERY LAND TO MY WILL!!!!!!!
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| Tavin: | So?
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| Malys: | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............. My patience grows thin. Ask another question.
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| Tavin: | How would you describe your childhood? Were you abused as a baby? Dropped on your head?
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| Malys: | ..........KENDER!
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| Tavin: | Aren't Red Dragons the dumbest?
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| Malys: | ..........KENDER!!
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| Tavin: | Did you ever wonder why Dragons always seem to lose?
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| Malys: | ........KENDER!!!
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| Tavin: | WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?
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| Malys: | KENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!
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| Tavin: | ...............................................................
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| Malys: | ...............................................................
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| Tavin: | ...............................................................
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| Malys: | .................................................
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| Tavin: | ..................................... Boxers or Briefs?
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| Malys: | GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!!
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| Tavin: | But.....
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| Malys: | Leave this place at once! If you EVER come within twenty miles of my realm again, I will fry you like an egg on a stove!!!
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| Tavin: | ...........okay *smiles*!
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| Malys: | Not so fast! The information on Beryl! Now!
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| Tavin: | Okay. Beryl's having her claws trimmed today.
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This brought the interview to a screeching halt. Fortunately, Tavin still had his ring of regeneration that Palin had let him borrow.......
That's all for today!
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