Tavin's Nugget of Joy 8-01-98
Today, boys and girls, Tavin does the impossible........ again....
TAVIN INTERVIEWS HIS CREATOR, AIREN BLAKOVICH
| Tavin: | Hallo! How are you today?
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| Airen: | Tired. I was pretty sick last night and..
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| Tavin: | So, what do you think of the real Dragonlance now that you're here?
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| Airen: | I didn't get to finish.... OH! Well, it looks pretty good for a place that doesn't exist... Well, it did up until I showed up here and was attacked by a Draconian Raiding Party....
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| Tavin: | Really? You were? How did you survive?
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| Airen: | The oldest battle tactic in the history of man.... I ran away.
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| Tavin: | Wow! It looks like you got wounded. *looking at the rather nasty
looking chunk missing from Airen's arm*
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| Airen: | Yeah, I think that archer rolled a natural 20...
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| Tavin: | Huh?
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| Airen: | Uhmm.... never mind.
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| Tavin: | So, what special powers do you possess?
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| Airen: | Special...
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| Tavin: | Can you cast magic?
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| Airen: | Not that I know....
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| Tavin: | Can you pick locks?
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| Airen: | Uh.... no.
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| Tavin: | *slightly annoyed* Speak with the dead? Heal people? Talk to animals? Swing a mean sword? WHAT??
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| Airen: | I can control you.
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| Tavin: | No you can't. I'm an individual.
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| Airen: | I knew you were going to say that.
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| Tavin: | Yeah that's what they all say.
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| Airen: | Oh! I also know everything about you!
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| Tavin: | Now you're just whistlin' Dixie!!
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| Airen: | You have a 13 Strength, an 18 Dexterity, a 12 Constitution, a 14 Intelligence, a 9 Wisdom, and (quite exceptionally) an 18 Charisma.
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| Tavin: | ..................... Betcha don't know where I live......
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| Airen: | Oh, you mean 233 Cherry Pop Lane? Who do you think made that place up?
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| Tavin: | What's my middle name?
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| Airen: | Kalin
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| Tavin: | Why?
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| Airen: | Because you always looked up to Tasslehoff.
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| Tavin: | What's my favorite treasure?
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| Airen: | Lightbringer, the Magical +1 Hoopak that illuminates via the Continual Light spell that is activated when the command word 'Crash' is spoken and deactivated when the command 'Split' is uttered.
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| Tavin: | Anybody could have known those things.....
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| Airen: | Alright, you asked for it... *takes a deep breath* You also have an affinity for birds due to the fact that they remind you of a friendly Roc that once saved your life when you were still a baby. You don't remember that situation though, because you hit your head on a rock trying to run away from a Dragon that attacked the bird. The Roc was killed by the Wyrm and since that day, every time you see the death and destruction left in the wake of a Dragon's attack, you move one notch closer to becoming an Afflicted Kender.
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| Tavin: | ................................................................................................................ what's my favorite food?
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| Airen: | Pizza. Even though Pizza doesn't exist on the world of DragonLance... I brought some with me though, if ya want it.
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| Tavin: | PIZZA! YEAH!!!
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Thus ends the impossible.......... we hope....
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