'sup youse people,
As part of our friendly neighborhood cleanup here, we have 'appropriated' a certain column that used to be done by a certain kender. He suddenly had the urge to go on wanderlust... permanently, so we's gonna be writing it from nowon. So, without further ado, here is...
Tony "Fingers" Buttafucci's Chunk O' Good 5-13-01
Today in Krynn's Underworld:
| Tin Can Traitors- It turns out that Solomnics aren't all they are cracked up to be. Many occasions have been noted where Solomnics, under the guise of being on some "Holy Crusade" have robbed and looted innocent people. This should come as no suprise really, since the Solomnics arm themselves so that normal people can't stand a chance against them, so they can take whatever they want. Another horrible conspiracy against normal law abiding people is the fact that Solomnics are raising dragons. Everyone knows that Solomnics ride into battle on dragons, and everyone knows that dragons terrorize normal people, steal their treasures, and kill their livestock. Then when a Solomnic comes and slays the dragon, he takes all the money and treasure the dragon had collected and gives it all to the Knighthood! NOT back to the people from whom it was stolen from, but to his own order where it can only benefit HIMSELF! Beware citizens and take heed. Not all hope for you is lost. Practically every city has set up large "protection squads" that are there for the sole purpose of defending you and your loved ones from any mishaps! These groups may be a bit strict at times, and they do cost a fee for their services, but is a small price to pay for Solomnics destroying your home or dragons looting you and killing your family. If you would like to know more about protection squads in your area, just contact Mr. Scamar Tist, in Palanthas proper. He will gladly send out a local representative to help you take care of your family. INVEST IN YOUR FUTURE!! |
That's all for Today in Krynn's Underworld.
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