The fine patrons of the Fish and Swine tavern of Flotsam will now be able to order the One God to their liking according to tavern owner Claremont Silverfish. His idea of naming a drink after the One God is his latest in a long string of promotional ideas to stir up business in the dark rundown corner where his establishment is located. After the "Kiss a Fish" and nightly "Kender Toss" ideas failed it was just a stroke of luck that Silverfish happened upon the idea of naming his drinks. "I thought it wouldn't last but people have really taken a liking to the idea," Silverfish says. "Now people are yelling for the One God, 'Give me the One God on the rocks. Give me the One God with a twist. A little too much of the One God and you'll be seeing double!' They can't get enough of it." For his next promotional idea Silverfish says he will be offering a "Dunk the Draconian" night. We wish him the best of luck with that.
According to a new report recently released from the Mount Nevermind Investigation of Dragon Indigestion and Obesity Traits Society, kender appear to be the best thing for an overweight dragon to consume if they want to maintain the high amount of calorie intake while burning off the most fat. It is the I.D.I.O.T.S contention that the attack on Kendermore at the hands of the Overlord Malsytryx was nothing more than an attempt to binge on some of the high energy morsels that dragons require for a part of their natural diet. It is their hypothesis that the lack of sufficient kender across the continent has lead to the obesity in the Overlords of Ansalon. Further studies are required on the topic and once they get a sufficient amount of kender volunteers they will begin again.
News has leaked out from the normally tight-lipped Solamnic Knights about an incident involving the resting place of Sturm Brightblade. Since the opening of the tomb as a place of pilgrimage the Chamber of Paladine has been left relatively untouched. But recent events have left the knights bewildered at the tampering of the chamber. Evidently one day last week the guards on duty entered the tomb on watch and discovered that the body of Sturm Brightblade had been covered in a thin white paper substance. The paper was approximately six inches across and was perforated into small squares. It looks as if rolls of the paper had been strewn across the chamber. Unsure of the nature of the paper they called upon priests to examine and bless the room before removing the offensive material. Double watch has been posted on the chamber until further information can be revealed on the nature of the "attack".
While traveling the outskirts of the Plains of Dust the troubadour Alvinas Songstream encountered a tribe of barbaric plainsmen and ingratiated himself into their tribe entertaining them with his feats of dexterity and knowledge of the outside world. Unfortunately while performing the Love Ballad of Goldmoon he brought a tear to the eyes of everyone in attendance, this of course sealed his doom. By causing the warriors of the tribe to cry in front of their women the blubbering men were obliged to kill the bard for causing them to lose face. Once Songstream was dead the warriors were able to regain the respect of their families and the tribe moved on.